Green Swear Bear
£12.00
Swear Bears — Limited Edition, Handmade, Fully Unapologetic
Our Swear Bears are small, mighty, and absolutely not for children. Each one is handmade by a Mother Hooker, stitched with personality, attitude, and a swear word of your choice boldly embroidered across its belly. They’re designed for grown‑ups who appreciate a bit of humour, a bit of honesty, and a whole lot of handmade charm.
What Makes Them Special
Limited edition — every bear is one‑of‑a‑kind
Handmade by our talented Hookers
Customisable with your chosen swear word
Adult‑only — they must include a swear word to be ordered
Perfectly pocket‑sized at around 6" tall (depending on how tight or loose the Hooker was feeling that day)
These little rebels are ideal for gifting, desk‑sitting, stress‑squeezing, or simply bringing a bit of mischief into your day.
What swear word would you like?
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